everytime i come home from the laundromat with all my socks i feel like i’ve won a prize. last week, however, i lost one of my SoulCycle birthday socks. it’s been troubling..

I Am Not Above Doing The YMCA In Public If The Song Comes On

We are in a veneers epidemic

accepting the tide pen as a CPI (critical purse item) was the final step in the development of my frontal lobe

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind me and then throw me into a love island villa

seeing my Oral B ad play during the dodgers game is what it’s all about

game day debut touching down on 2/9 🏈 👀

Rolling out my back using an Aquaphor tub as a foam roller is kind of humiliating but strangely effective.

just saw a 5 year old wearing an airtag as a necklace. honestly icon behavior i know she goes on adventures.

I am 3rd generation Altadena, born at the same hospital as my grandmother. If you’ve ever known me you’ve known the love that I have for my small town and its Great Migrational heritage —

you’re actually falling into the npc trap by allowing yourself to be bought by trump and his goons to join the oligarchy with the rest of the tech billionaires invited to sit front row at the inauguration. so disappointed. do better, think better, be better.

everyone posting cute stories of their january recap and this is what january has felt like to me

even the saltiest can't resist loving Ritz. see you on 2/9 🏈 #Ritzsaltyclub

body twee

Bob in Laura Palmers house