"my son turned out perfectly fine." lol ur son gets hard at the thought of being treated like a lil puppy

Peak!!!!!!!!!

People in 2025: Omg yeah I'm such a freak fr teehee🤭 People in 2000s:

I don't think I ever posted a vid of me cumming yet, have i?

Monkey spankin vid dropping!!!! ... ... ... ...eventually...

This upsets me not because i'm not in his position, but because I feel like I will never have abs as fine as that!

I ain't political or anything but... fuck cyclists dawg😭

Few months ago found out my boss has an AD account. Knew this knowledge would come in handy someday🖤 Lithium🔞 Fem-Shot Studios 🔞 📸

WHICH ONE OF YOU FLESHLIGHTS WANTS TO DO ME A FAVOR

Ughhhh I so hungyyyyyy my tummyyy

Warning! If you have a massive ass, cake even, be cautious of having it bitten by an emo cowboy cat.

Nut vid if you give me ten likes and one fun fact about yerself

Wjo trying to be me anti tummy hurt pills

God I love being edgyyy ooouugghh yeah thats right baby like my corny horndog post ngggh fuck im almost there

"Baby, are you close yet?" "Fuck, I think I'm gonna cum" Rene Descartes: "Thats actually some pretty solid evidence."

Oh, you were just "fixing" your fly the moment I looked behind me? Yeah? Just coincidentally fumbling with your pants while my massive ass and rock hard cock are presented right in front of you? Mhm?

How 2 get big ass ;(

Uhm... are you sure we won't get caught? ...This place seems kinda sketchy.