The more you light your lighter ...the lighter your lighter gets...until it's too light to light

Scam Fugitt had more life in him #UFC324

Shaving my entire body for Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show, just in case.

All of this just makes me want to be more VB. ✌️

I love Bruce Buffer.

Thank you Umphrey's McGee for a lifetime of music and a lifetime more & beyond. 😘

It’s game day. We’re snowed in. Might make the family take family pics today. 🤭

I’ve got my Pats sweatsuit on. Potato souping is crocking. I’m locking in.

Locked TF in. #gopats

I am a nervous Nelly right now #GoPats

I didn’t know they left? #BedBathandBeyondisBack

I’m so confused where did bb&b go? Me and my daughter just went there. We love it #bedbathandbeyondisback

This is groundbreaking stuff. I wasn’t sure they had left but we are so back. #BedBathandBeyondisBack

That was nerve wrecking.

Being confined is setting in on my family. Everyone hates me.

Paul McCartney experienced hitler n labubus in the same lifetime

I didn’t know other people didn’t recite the opening cheer in Bring it On every morning.

Only hoe I need is a hoelotta money yahurme

Bro telling me how he’s a good dude but fired his mom.

I had a horrible dream that I got written up at work for wearing an oversized sweater and leggings because it was inappropriate.