I just published Day 40 link.medium.com/3K3YIGuHnpb

I just published Day 49 link.medium.com/dD6Gab3hCpb

Where does Tommy Wiseau buy his clothes? Oh, Primark.

I had no idea Swedish people liked Shakira's Waka Waka (This Time for Africa) so much.

If you haven't seen Bernard Cribbins as Gertrude Stein, you haven't lived.

What if actual London Bridge actually went down? Then what?

Me for PM? Have pussy bow blouse. £115,000 per year would be nice.

Vilken jäkla härskarteknik ändå när skåningar kallar mig (kalmarit) för 08a.

Feel free to adopt this winter solstice tradition: 1. Make (or buy) marzipan pigs. 2. Light some candles. 3. Put on some music (Wagner or Scandinavian reggae, depending on the mood). 4. Kill the pigs (quickly so they don't suffer, decapitation recommended). 5. Eat them.

Cutting my hair short again. Hairdresser: I've left it a bit long at the neck because that's quite in right now. Me: GET THE MULLET OFF MY HEAD I WAS THERE THE FIRST TIME I LITERALLY CANNOT I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS

Jag var emot NATO-medlemskap before it was cool. #NatoNejTack

Har fått #elstöd och funderar på att ge alltihop till nån antikärnkraftsorganisation bara för att jävlas

Note to self: an old wine bottle is NOT the ideal bottle to swig from (water, I filled it with water!) while hitchhiking in the sweltering morning heat. I wouldn't have picked me up either.

Så trött... min man har en kandidatexamen i psykologi men den är inte av intresse för antagning till psykologprogrammet, utan där tittar man bara på hans gymnasiebetyg som är över 20 år gamla... Alltså... hur tänker man där? UHR

A man started explaining Schrodinger's cat to me, and i said I knew it, and he stopped explaining? Man of the year.

Cyclist in Malmö have never truly feared for their lives in traffic, and it shows.

Den här blivande socionomen anger inte #ViAngerInte

Everyone in my husband's family is an extrovert this is what I get for marrying an australian