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LISA CURRY

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David Polansky (@polanskydj) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Everyone is so surprised whenever Affleck is revealed to be quite intelligent. Why did you think there were so many candid shots of him out there looking miserable?

suhauna hussain (@suhaunah) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Major union SEIU announces its support for Bernie Sanders legislation that would block arms sales to Israel, up for a vote in the U.S. Senate this week

Major union SEIU announces its support for <a href="/BernieSanders/">Bernie Sanders</a> legislation that would block arms sales to Israel, up for a vote in the U.S. Senate this week
Meade (@milwaukeemeade) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Perhaps irrelevant but a few years ago I repaired this lady’s broken pool at her $50 million home near Middleburg Virginia and she didn’t let me use her bathroom so I had to drive 8 miles to a gas station to pee then drive all the way back and then she asked me what took so long

Nathan J Robinson (@nathanjrobinson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

NYPD apparently sat around asking themselves "how can we arrange to transport Mangione in a way that makes him look to his supporters like Christ being taken to the cross"

NYPD apparently sat around asking themselves "how can we arrange to transport Mangione in a way that makes him look to his supporters like Christ being taken to the cross"
ellory smith (@ellorysmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Begging an insurer you pay monthly to cover your care and then dying anyway. He was in a shared hospital room as he died. Fuck your CEO

San Francisco Chronicle (@sfchronicle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Getty Villa Museum has caught fire as the Palisades Fire pushes forward in Southern California, according to reporting from the Los Angeles Times. The museum’s collection contains more than 125,000 artifacts, many of them Greek and Roman antiquities. trib.al/ZapxgIT

Hear in LA (@hearinladotcom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

While it must be terribly difficult to do an impromptu press conference while trying to deplane, any seasoned politician should know how to handle these predictable, reasonable questions that should have been practiced with her team during the long flight. And yet our mayor

Ben Mekler (@benmekler) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We lost our home and all of our stuff in the Eaton fire. We’re safe and together but will have to replace everything. If you want to, Target and Amazon gift cards are going to be the most helpful for us right now. You can send to [email protected]. Love you all.

Ben Mekler (@benmekler) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am on Venmo if that’s anyone’s preference - #1-mekler. I really can’t tell you how much I appreciate the support and what it’s doing for my brain right now

derek guy (@dieworkwear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

talked to an immigrant tailor who told me he found out one of his clients supported deportations so he made his shirt collar too small on purpose

Cara Zelaya (@carazelaya) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Samuel L Jackson was an usher at MLK's funeral and a literal Black Panther and that seems important to point out to people who fully missed the point.

Matthew Sheffield (@mattsheffield) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨 Tech billionaires control Donald Trump's every move. He's their servant. Oligarchs like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg want you to own nothing, drop out of school, eat industrial slop, and buy stupid crypto coins. They don't want you to watch this. So share it widely👇