I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

my personal career goal is to be so good at my job they let me smoke cigarettes in the office

The writer who did the best job predicting the future was Ted Kaczynski.

Bc they blew up the chicken man there

I work 12 hours straight You work 12 hours gay We are not the same

Democrats- “We don’t need the tariffs” Republicans- “We need the tariffs” Eddie Olczyk- “Broken stick out there Boosh”

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Heir to Californian fruit dynasty. Heavily involved in the Business Plot against FDR in the 1930's & close confidante of Charles Lindbergh. Left the US after its entry into WWII & appears Zelig like all over South America. Plots against Peron & disappears, last seen in Bogota.

Truth Nuke

all quiet on the frontal lobe

Let’s go to Gene Steratore who has no idea what’s going on

Kirill Kaprizov

Assuming Tiger’s been pilled up everyday since his 2019 DUI, it’s actually pretty impressive he’s only flipped the rover 3/2555 of those days

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

Carl Nathe: “The Gain is good for another…” Me: FIRST DOWNNNN KENTUCKY

I would’ve given airbud CTE before I let him score on me

I like the idea of injecting yourself with untested peptides so you have 2% body fat while staring at excel in a suburban office park all day