“Mommy, how did we get so rich?” “Your father was a Sydney Sweeney gooner and loaded up on American Eagle calls the second her Fall’25 photoshoot dropped”

Market cap's low, but methane levels are off the charts.

Had to stay silent for 24 hours so I could take notice of every beartard that came to celebrate this minor correction. We will be dancing on their graves soon. ~ Dr. Axius.

if that dip scared you I suggest you switch from tampons to pads.

A dip you say?

Zoom out 😏🍑

blood $assem 🤭

I’m not unemployed. I’m just allocating my full-time attention to gas-based assets.

Gas takes time to build pressure.

founding fathers rolling in their graves rn seeing everyone working 9-5s

Dips, red candles.. its all about Perspective. Generational Bottom at 26k $ASSEM AzsiFNsZniJXuB1v6mxYCY9dDVUXm5EC57iDCbV6pump

Assem 🐄🍑 Crypto is hard Being poor is hard Choose your hard AzsiFNsZniJXuB1v6mxYCY9dDVUXm5EC57iDCbV6pump

Classic jewish price action.

Leif_Lines 💨 Deploying more shekels

Fartcoin's not down, it's just holding it in.

Leif_Lines 💨 𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕠 Very poor & Very stupid Raiding hard 🫦🍑

Wait, so you’re telling me if I put a thousand dollars into $ASSEM rn, I’d be a millionaire at 25M?