they named the toy shop after me !

the fucking sigma female beast crest babe has prevailed

does anybody want to have fake internet beef with me. like we be mean to each other on the timeline but we're actually buddies

I am the clumsiest idiot alive I keep tripping over literally everything like a newborn faun learning how to walk for the first time

I am getting a penis reduction surgery

sorry for not tweeting very much moving house is a long and arduous process. I will accept fifty lashings as punishment

every day is like a new experience of getting spiritually punched in the head

come on dude

my artwork is stuck to the fridge with the stupid fucking coronahoax magnet

anyone who tries this with me is instantly smote by god with a really big lightning bolt of lightning

a bottle of iced coffee exploded all over the inside of my car

I'm not joking it exploded everywhere and I had to clean it with wet wipes

pulling back my fucking foreskin or whatever

Mr beast propositioned me once

sipping on furry twitter discourse tonight

just moved in interior design

I think it's really funny when a person physically cannot turn off the furryspeak like you'll tell them your parents both died and they'll be like "aw noes 3: I hope chu is doin okie >.< wruff wruff! *paws at chu comfortingly and gives chu kissies*"