Hey! We have a great show on Tuesday in #chicago. Grab some tickets at the link below and we’ll see ya there. eventbrite.com/e/152901838515

Hahaha okay Twitter is pretty fun, I’m fine to camp out here for awhile

Damn I almost resorted to reading an actual book

Ana de Imax

CHICAGOOOO!!!!! This is one of my favorite lineups yet!! Come tonight at 8!!!!

I will never reveal who the other two are!! Even under torture!

What fucking drugs are the writers of this show on? And where can I get them ????

Dick Wolf??? Did you wolf that dick down ???

What r u doing tonight chicagoooo??????????? Come to this! It’s late at night, that’s exciting!!! 11 pm at The Annoyance! Let’s live while you’re young, come on now!

We’re so hot Phatballz

Alright, fine! You twisted my arm! Here it is!

No one can plan for this crazy thing we call life #prayformyplumbing

When the person that wins Best Actor is incapable of Acting like a sane person 😬😬😬😬

Pretty sure they hit on the stage too! #Oscar

Will Smith’s assault on Chris Rock may easily inspire the impulse of a drunk steak head in a comedy club to walk up to the stage and pop a stand-up comic because he didn’t like a joke. A hyper-toxic powder keg moment that validates horrible behavior.

Hey Time Out Chicago I performed a show for you over a month ago. You are currently in breach of contract and STILL have not paid me for my work. I am an independent contractor. This money is how I pay my bills. It's disrespectful and it's unprofessional. 1/2

Time Out Chicago It shows that as a large company, you do not care about the independent contractors, artists & minimum wage workers that make your events a success. My rent is due. My credit card bill is due. My gas. My electric.  Is this really the kind of business you are? 2/2

The woman who booked me for the gig has now passed me along to accounting who is no longer responding to my emails Time Out Chicago why won't you pay me for the work I did for you????