Today, 23 years ago, a fire lit inside of me. The smell of ash, blood and kerosene forged a lock around my heart, stilling its rhytmic beat. I died, but the flesh kept roaming, yearning for salvation. For once, an incongruous body unified, set on one goal: Get. The kids. Back.

Grok, I need your powers... for good. Girl with a pearl earring with a fat ass

You know what the problem with gen alpha is? You cant really look up to any of them, no outstanding individuals. My generation had Marlon Brando, Bruce Dickinson and Boris fucking Yeltsin. Legends who you would be proud to say were your idols. Alpha has nobody like that

PSA to "certian" politicians who were recently featured on the news: when you're aching for some girl on girl action, you don't have to go peep around like a creep. Just go to p-hub and do the dirty deed in the comfortable privacy of your home. I mean really...

Hey Elon Musk! Where can i see how much money have my X posts made me? I'm in a hard place right now and could really use the extra income

The doctor said they were kidney stones, but they looked more like kidney pebbles so I think I won't be laying off the cured meats.

Instead of frotting with our meat rods we should do it with our fishing rods instead.

Its PORNO vs. SOCIETY, and we losing! Vulgar pornographic footage plays on my TV all day and my only hobby is jerking off. Many men are probably in this predicament too. When will you do something about this plauge Ursula von der Leyen

Hey Tucker Carlson, I roofie people but with estrogen. This is my leftist agenda

I could do with a naked Joe Biden or Jill Biden. I'm not picky #Democrats

The DM's are open btw

Every time i go to the store i buy condoms just so the cashier thinks im fucking

Amazing for Elon Musk to ban nudity on X just as i postponed my wedding to look at some tits. Who's going to explain this to my fiancee?

Anyone with the BALLS to eat Japanese food with a knife and a fork has got. My. Respect.

By introducing a "beat" and "lyrics" into my songs, my nascent rap career just got that much better

My #DarkWoke professor just beat the shit out of a conservative student

Joe Rogan is to the white man what the Golem is to the hebrew; a protector

Haplogroup reveal at 10 followers!