Tony stupid high cause he over here talkin bout “maybe I should put some bacon on one of the cupcakes”

Naruto & his non biological father iruka, a thread-🍜

Actually hilarious that one potential commander-in-chief couldn’t negotiate terms of a podcast visit, and the other just rambled nonsense for 3 hours. We’re so fucked

I’m just a chill guy

Watch this rn 🐐

Stuff like this is why ratings are down

Me and Seth Rogan (2015)

????

Fire Nico Harrison

not to be morbid but if you showed me this a week ago I would have assumed Luka passed away in a tragic accident that’s how impossible trading him away felt lol

Nobody talks about how people who grew up in broken and dysfunctional homes don’t have big dreams. They only dream of having a home no one can take away and a person who won’t abandon them.

Oblivion is a special game. I get it now

my favorite thing about “female intuition” is that none of them track their false positive rate. so it’s mostly just a bunch of spraying of crazy and only tracking true positives

I’d give my right lung if I could dunk a basketball one time

Having had friendships with smarter people and less smart people, the first thing I've noticed is that smarter people do a lot less infighting and talking behind backs

This is as real as it gets

I got the Pacers in this game 7