everyone who is fighting alongside me. i'd be grateful if you were to not faint / get ko-ed or do some weird tricks that involves you boning yourself to the ground.

saying "my life sucks" when things go wrong -self-deprecating -depressing -makes you sad saying "this is the fault of zenos yae galvus" - probably accurate - shifts the blame - unfortunate reminder that he exists

LICKS HIS ENEMY'S SWORD OUT OF SPITE.

stands over the second floor, looking down at the fishing spot with a pair of binoculars

u ever just fall in love multiple times with the same person? like every single thing they do just makes u fall for them over and over again, and ur just like “damn i thought i loved u before but this is some next level shit”

love is funky.

STRUMS HIS GUITAR AND STARTS SCREAMING OUTSIDE THE EMPIRE O BABY BABY BABY HOOOOO

me: dancer theory proves that the sluttier your clothes are, higher your direct hit rate thancred: you're wearing 3 layers of clothes me: sluts are allowed to get cold

ardbert: *eating an innocent sandwich*

yikes guys, what do u do

I made that turkey sandwich.

Fufu. I had fun watching you choke on it too ^-^

makes more dinner

Slouchyyyy I'm comingggg

me: *spams ruin iii over and over again* thancred: sTOP TAKING SELFIES!!