Oh, look, the Imperium is retreating from their trench? That's lovely, here's to see if I find any of those Sergents... time to invite them for dinner, if they don't get out of this. Roll4It 🎲 #TheLastDitch

Maybe I should try captain next... 🤔 Roll4It 🎲 #TheLastDitch

It's weird, the lieutenant I nabbed earlier has been giving me indigestion, as well as nightmares of this monstrosity, with a face only his mother could probably love. Hopefully the sounds of the biovores singing will help me sleep tonight. Roll4It 🎲 #TheLastDitch

"But Victor, eating brains for intel is evil!" Shut up, humans, I don't hear you complaining when the Adeptus Astartes are doing it too! And they don't even prioritize! Now I want more brain smoothies...

Oh, yes, I forgot, my lovely friends with wings!

Hm... today is the day I want to try captain. But it's too busy right now... Roll4It 🎲 #theLastDitch #brainSmoothie

See, Sgt Lancaster may have tried 'TeaPK', but has she tried Brain Smoothies? Roll4It 🎲 caroline #theLastDitch #brainSmoothie

From the grapevine, I'm hearing there's a new lieutenant in play... *Jaws, and Jaws theme intensifies* Roll4It 🎲 #theLastDitch #immagetyou

I don't wanna eat that, Joe's hungry tho. I want captain. Roll4It 🎲

Why do I hear theme music? Roll4It 🎲 #theLastDitch

From what I've learned about this... Imperial Guard, it's that the rations aren't the best. So I've decided to declare it "Tyranid Taco Tuesday". Anyone who walks out into the jungle can get tacos, free of charge! See? I've made some myself! #theLastDitch

Joe, Dave and I all'bout to go try us some captain, since the last Lieutenant I saw had... weird theme music. #theLastDitch

Dave, how many times to I have to remind you, 'always sneaking-stabbing' is _not_ our catch phrase. I don't care what the strange rat-people said in your dream, we don't need one.

++Citizens of the Imperium++ At 1000 PDT/ 1800 BST, our troops begin training for war on #TheLastDitch. Twitch.tv/Roll4It Featuring Sheepy, EnterElysium, 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝕶𝖗𝖔𝖍𝖓 🌱💕, Bentham, caroline, & Tyler Scheid! ++Praise the Emperor++

You'll ne-*mmmmph! mmmmph!* Roll4It 🎲 #theLastDitch

Mmmph! Mmmmpppph! Roll4It 🎲 #theLastDitch

++Citizens of the Imperium++ At 1000 PDT/ 1800 BST, our troops continue their war efforts against the Tyranids on the #TheLastDitch. Twitch.tv/Roll4It Featuring Sheepy, 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝕶𝖗𝖔𝖍𝖓 🌱💕, Bentham, caroline, & Tyler Scheid! ++Praise the Emperor++

It's Sunday, that means it's #WH40K TIME!!! Twitch.tv/Roll4It 🛡 Join me for #TheLastDitch on Roll4It 🎲 with Sheepy Bentham caroline & Tyler Scheid!

This voxcaster thing has some weird entertainment channels.