Mormons are so Christian they baptize dead people to make sure heaven has a wait-list.

I found this letter today in one of the hard drives my father left behind. The file is marked July 20, 2009. I don't know if the letter ever got to his intended readers, but I hope the people of Iran know that our family stands with them today as we did then. Praying for the

I'm doing the same, but it's not green and there are no leaves on the trees and it's cold, so cold.... So very very cold.

Pastor: "I have a degree from a theological seminary, I know what I am talking about" Latter-day Saints at 18: "And? Early morning or release time?"

Someone finally got Eowyn's song right. youtu.be/QMcm2yajRwU?si…

Everyone knows we need Greenland in order to get the 5 armies per turn bonus.

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I think they started with the stones on the bottom layer, then worked their way up. Any other method would be unnecessarily tricky

My guy Dave Sparks just posted the most American photo ever taken on his IG.

Rebekah Jones Our moon is called Selene. Luna.

Definitely not

To the optimist, the glass is 1/2 full. To the pessimist the glass is 1/2 empty. To Excel, the glass is January 2nd.

More BREAKING news from the White House: A large expansion of the Mexico City Policy to end all taxpayer funding for international abortions & promotion and close loopholes we’ve seen for decades. Key expansion points: 1) US groups who promote abortions overseas will now be

I think about "ant mode" every single time I clean.

I have always felt this.

"I bought you an elephant for your room.” “Thank you.” “Don't mention it.”

I’ll never understand how a murderer being deemed insane justifies letting them go. It’s one of the most nonsensical legalities to ever exist. If someone is so insane they are killing people, they should be locked up even harder.