Life would be better if Mary Kate and Ashley films were on streaming platforms.

Yeah, Paddington gets all the limelight, but the world's *second* most famous bear also has London links londonist.com/london/history…

Can he just do laps of the ground while the game is going on, keep spirits up

Adult Hot Chocolate Fan Enjoying One Month Break From Being Pariah: ow.ly/w3Gy50XIP5b

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I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

C.S. Lewis’ version of “go touch grass@

Setting off fireworks on Christmas Day is unhinged behaviour.

Smell the fart acting

َ Embrace snoopydom

"let me ask chat gpt" me:

I just want to hang out with animals all the time

What devilry have they done to my poor babe Winnie. Is nothing sacred?

My latest column on Epstein - conveniently becoming a scandal about something other than abuse and debasement of women and girls theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Why do people act like he chopped his leg off with a machete??? He went for the ball and momentum fucked him over

So we can quit pretending fatphobia is about fitness and health now right?

I don’t want ai! I want intentionally bad Photoshop!

I have an easy solution to save a lot of energy and generate millions of jobs: kill AI