#MEXvGER x.com/JoshWoogs/stat…

"You heard what the crowd are fucking shouting? "Fuck Putin" "Putin's a bastard!" "Putin's a wanker!" They shouldn't be shouting at me, they should be shouting at you, and do you know why? Because it's fucking half-time, and we're fucking 2-0 down, to the fucking Uruguayans!"

It’s just about still coming home.

📹 | Gary Neville & Paul Scholes look back at the letters best goals. x.com/UTD3D/status/1…

Noel Edmonds warns of the dangers of Cake (Brass Eye)

Ole and late United goals 😍 Football, bloody ell

Happy Birthday nathan albiston and Kyle Albiston, have a good one lads xx👍🏻

@holly_lamb1 The Guardian Guide @GlastoFest I'll enter that tomorrow, a man can dream 👍🏻

@GoldenCormac Cheers Cormac!!

@ConorGoodier Hahaha beautiful, thank you Conor 😘

BREAKING NEWS: manchester taxis and cabs offering free rides home for people around #manchester Arena. One love.

#WIN TICKETS TO #GLASTONBURY. RT to win. There will be not 1, but 3 winners tomorrow! 😀 #GetIntoGlasto

Big happy birthday James〽️. Sincere apologies for not being able to make it Friday, here's a cute pic instead

Competition closes 10PM Friday 10th November. As you were.

#AccidentalPartridge

Emre Can The German... ... ...Man

Cashback! Full details of Alan Partridge’s return to the BBC have been revealed trib.al/WbCpoFE

Accidentally ripping open a bag of skittles onto the floor in front of everyone in Piccadilly Station is an official low point