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Boy: "Why do you straighten your hair?" Girl: "Because it makes it longer." Doctor: "Okay, tell me again how you burned your penis."

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Life hack: If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of dry rice. At night the rice will attract Asians who will fix your phone for you

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If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.