Most people think they’re just decorative guards in funny uniforms. But the truth? They’re trained killers who’d take a bullet for the Pope—without blinking. Let me show you what 99% of people miss about the Swiss Guard. 🧵👇

The Trump administration just removed the federal government’s memorial to victims of gun violence. They took down 120 portraits of dead Americans, including police officers and children.

Wondering why Emily Feiner was dragged out of Mike Lawler’s town hall by NY State Troopers? She had the audacity to ask, “What’s your red line? When will you defend the Constitution you swore to uphold?” One tough question—and she’s silenced and manhandled. Free speech? Not

Dementia ridden. Infantilized. Trump is not a functioning adult.

Tens of millions of Americans are about to lose their healthcare. Congressional Republicans are working to cut nearly $1 trillion in healthcare to pay for tax cuts for the uber-wealthy…but they’re not coming right out to say that. 3 ways they’ll try to spin it.🧵📽️👇🏻

So apparently, there's not enough money in the budget for Medicaid and SNAP, but there's tens of millions lying around to pay for Trump's military birthday parade. #TrumpParade #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #VeteransAgainstTrump #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica

Bondi: They put this in Molly, the date drug, or the party drug, something called Molly.

Noem: "Thank you Mr President. Thank you so much for dreaming big dreams and doing unprecedented things. Your entire life you have stood for doing things that other people thought they couldn't do and accomplishing unprecedented events and achievements."

That is a real, unaltered photo from this morning. Oompa Loompa’s are like “man, he looks ridiculous”

Hilarious. Threatening visitors before they book their tickets! Genius!

Why didn't Jake Tapper fact check Duffy on any of this?

I can't stop laughing. Harvard sent back the Linda Letter marked for spelling & punctuation. I can't stop..... laughing. Morons, literal stupid people run the government. Very low IQ cabinet.

WTF is going on? Where’s Hegseth?

Patel’s job is to dismantle the FBI.

I just sent this to every wall st source I have that supported our President. Trump on US port traffic slowing down: “It’s a good thing-not a bad thing.” “That means we lose less money.” Every response I got was some sort of embarrassed emoji.

Did you vote for all three? Yes or No?

So Donald Trump is accepting a jet as a bribe, but if you look at the interior photos of it, you know why he really wants it: it looks like a flying whorehouse. It looks like Liberace and Saddam‘s decorator got together and did an airplane interior.

Happy Mother's Day to all the amazing moms and mother-figures! Michelle Obama, the girls and I are so lucky to have you in our lives. We love you.

If the jet Qatar is gifting is valued at $400mm, Will $40mm in tariffs be applied when it arrives on US soil?

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