The toxic urge to eat trashy when no one is watching 🙃

So publix rolled out a soft sub roll last month and told no one??

Hiding from myself in my room cause I told myself I'd start running again this week. 🫠

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It's really easy to fast when the food options in the house are boring

Watching nature shit really pisses me off cause why are you laying your big back eggs in another mom's nest to hatch and push hers out you ugly bitch... Build your own hoe!!! A cowbird could never catch me slipping.

Happy St. Patrick's Day

I miss breakfast

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Not being able to explain how exhausted you are with an infant is frustrating but also knowing no one cares when they ask is even more frustrating.

Girl point me in the direction of the mess

Snow White shouldn't even be named with all the other bad bitch princesses. That shit really makes me hot cause she can't even compare!

you had to be there

Craving crabcakes and caviar

Should of never called me a fat Kelly price

What was i doing at 4:30 this morning? Watching my infant sleep peacefully as I set up an autoship for my dog's flea and tick medicine along with researching the best skin and fur supplements. Wtf?

It seems like a crime of sorts not to be drinking on Cinco for the second yr in a row. 🙄