We’re ready! Come on England! #GMSF

Leicester, thank you for making the football neutrals dream come true #underdogs #champions #premierleague #history

Me and Chloe just saw mr Amos from calthorpe. She becomes giddy and red because of the crush she had for him. The guys butters for fuck sake

When your two substitutes score. vine.co/v/eE7VEMPZXeh

Chloe: Gary lineker is so hot. Have you seen his dad Wayne who owns a couple of clubs in Ibiza? #fuckingclueless

The hope I have of getting my birthday present off of Chloe sometime this year is still strong #onlyamonthlate

Heading to London by myself to hopefully watch @QPRFC if there are tickets left at the turnstiles when I get there. YOU R'ssss!!

Me and Chloe are watching the olympics and she comes out with "I wouldn't mind having sex with a horse". Each to their own I guess

Hate that I've now got a week off of work and know I'm going to have nothing to do.

@JDhelpteam hello can you help me? it's been a week since making my order and was dispatched days ago but still haven't received it

@JDhelpteam Ok can you follow me so I can please?

Chloe and her friends snapchats at predrinks is always like a casting from high school musical. One thing though; not one of them can sing 😂

🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬- Paris 👌🏻

One week ago today, I lost my soulmate and my children lost their hero-their Daddy. We had a (cont) tl.gd/nnvub9

Little give away of my own boots. Just FOLLOW and RETWEET Football Escapes to have a chance to win. Good luck.

Hangover free Sundays and smashing out a early morning session. I fucking love it!!

Why do we put so much pressure on ourselves at such a young age?

Surely this is guaranteed for Southampton to go down now?! #dontcashout #southampton #relegation