I don’t make the rules.

Meanwhile on Tiktok we have a live stream of a live stream that isn’t live. #LOVEISBLINDreunion #LOVEISBLINDlive

I’m hungry, lazy and all I have are ingredients.

The real difference between Disney Plus and Prime Video is that to Disney the Buffy movie is a thriller and to Prime Scream is a comedy.

No one in Discord got the joke. Twitter, please don't let me down.

I'm tired and bored and my mouth wants to eat things but my stomach is like no, absolutely not, we are not hungry don't you D A R E snack, bitch.

I'm having a really weird life.

Not Jaime Lannister looking like a Taylor Swift lyric lol

Where's that girl who said her boyfriend would have a medically problematic boner if Trump was indicted..? Someone tell her it's time to head to the ER.

It’s giving “live, laugh, loathe”

Roses are red, violets are PURPLE. Your rhymes are lies.

I'm not for the streets, I'm for the sheets. No, not like that. I just need a nap.

Poilievre looks like he smells like mothballs and spray starch.

Are you on Bluesky? I’m on Bluesky. Help me find you, I have no friends. lol bsky.app/profile/lessis…

The venn diagram of people simping for Poilievre and the people who get their "information" from podcast bros is a circle.

Hot girls don’t vote conservative.

Giggling and kicking my feet cuz it’s official - lil PP lost the election AND his seat.

There is a 100% chance my shopper today is a man.

I dunno what's in the air tonight, so quick reminder: If you're secretly in love with me, it's never a good time to stop shutting the fuck up about it.

Vancouver men really out here redefining man spreading…