> Great news! We've made our product worse for you! No action is required! OK, thanks for the head's up. How do I turn it off? > No. Action. Is. Required.

Simon and Garfunkel really hit it out of the park with their cooking recommendation. That's a very solid bouquet garni suitable for any number of recipes.

I do not understand why Anthropic decided to make the default Claude voice sound like Richard Hammond

Carseats are basically a scam. Modern cars are incredibly safe. You can just put your 5yo in the front seat to get somewhere. It'll be fine.

Society is faced with many problems, it's true, but I believe one of the most pressing is simply this: there are a lot of strawberries in my fridge. They are ripe and juicy and delicious. And I think we have to ask ourselves, each one of us, what we're going to do about this?

who keeps letting these god damned sales guys plan "launch parties" where I'm invited to flip a new feature flag live on a zoom call with 30 client CEOs

Carcinisation: all languages converge towards Option<T>

web developer circa 2010 to his monkey's paw: I wish people would just embrace the semantic web already

Wrigley Field is where they grow the bubble gum

Guy next door is using the dullest chainsaw in history to cut a downed tree. Waiting for him to start a brush fire

Update: he gave up and is now trying to drag logs up the hill to strap to a flatbed

If I ever meet this Inconclusive fellow, I’ll give him a piece of my mind

“School Valentines” Mixed media Lesmothian Jr, 2026

That third UI theme option was load-bearing, I guess