When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually

Big up Sam Scott Mad Set on Saturday, also Fuck NBS always playing dead music i.e. Lion King & Countdown theme tune. #BUNNBS

This is what a mans talking about x.com/shay_oleary182…

We blow everything outta proportion tbh.

Kanye West - Goldigger anthem but kinda how his life turned out

If i win the lottery I'll buy BALLOON NORTHAMPTON keep the same staff and DJs and just pay them bare

#priorities

Every time I go there issa mad

Ideal im a celeb lineup: Tommy Robinson Nicola Sturgeon Joey Barton Nigel Farage Norris from corrie Katie Hopkins Philip Schofield Ian Brown Diane Abbott Peter Kay Late entrants: Kate Mcann Rick Astley

youtu.be/9c3EQhtf9-U I only think of one man when I hear this song Timmy Clack 😂😂

Saw my ex working at McDonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like I'd be disgusted LMAOOO bitch I ate your ass this aint nothing bon appetite

#MCFC #Liverpool

i can’t worry bout nobody but me

Worked so hard on my music the last year, hope to see loads of you at my Northampton headline show with @patchytrockstar 💪🏼

I just said to Mo Salah he must be looking forward to playing against this Bayern or Madrid defence. He said That's all well and good James. But we've got a semi-final to win first. I said Good point Mo.