Not me wanting to try watermelon 🍉 on pizza 🍕.

Would you vote for a Caucasian president in Namibia?

It’s simple, phones are slowly becoming our technology pets… just like the tamagotchi

Are open relationships still a thing ?

Why do men think it’s money that attracts women?

Irony is a pastor asking for your money to solve church problems, and advising you to pray to solve yours 👀.

I love drunk me

Boss at this rate, my salary is enjoying me . Employment is a trap.

DONT LOOK FOR HAPPINESS IN OTHER PEOPLE! I have those words printed in the back of my mind. I love the idea that if you learn to love yourself… You wouldn’t be so dependent on wanting someone to love you back . Someone else’s love would basically be a bonus

A bad day for your ego is a good day for your soul.

Guys, is there no Taamba for electricity ??😭

Johnny Depp fever.

What is the best part of being you rn?

Nah something feels off today.

A fresh would slap rn. 🤦🏾

LMFAO

THANK YOU 🌊

I met Chris Rock last night and I can see why Will Smith smacked that nigga