Chloe: How long are you going to stand here and let him do that? Lucifer: just give him a minute. Amenadiel: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*

Lucifer: I have no heart. Love is for fools. I’m Lucifer bloody Morningstar who don’t need no woman in my li- Chloe: *breathes* Lucifer: Well fuck.

Yes well that also happens when he wears his orgy pants to work so . . .

Would you like a repeat? I still have them.

Touchy! Alright alright no orgy pants . . . Though the jealous was quite attractive I might say

Opens his mouth and then closes it. The comment isn't worth it

Surely you're joking right?

Are you determined that we simply will not have nice things? And how much excrement do you expect me to put up with on the floor because I've already had a lifetime's worth. None of this is to mention the drool or hair that would get everywhere.

Yes darling and there is no treasure in heaven, hell, or on earth greater than you. I am however concerned that they'd torment the poor creature and I draw the line at dog drool on Armani

Well that's a matter of perspective isn't it? I've certainly had far more interesting matter . . . You can't blame them, it's in their genetics and Maze may not have been the best influence come to think of it. . .

I've gone from being The Lightbringer to being The Devil, from being the King of Hell to the owner of Lux, and now from being the life of the party to being a father who just wants a nap in peace.

Perpetually. So this isn't another 'Lucifer I just want to sleep damn it!' moment?

Oh I don't think so. . . we are not playing this game again. Look I am always up for a good roleplay, all puns intended, but not when it steals my power thank you very much.

Yes well 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 just spent the past hour reading stories about rabbits in waistcoats to children that refuse to sleep. . . You are powerful . . . you just don't realize it and you don't need to borrow any off of me to be so.

Those films on repeat are a hit down in Hell . . . you should hear the screams.

Tricky thing about the making them stop wanting it is Dad's pesky little Free Will hang up but I might be able to encourage to them stop asking. What do I get for getting you out of your little hell loop?

Had to put that punctuation in there didn’t you?

In complete fairness she does know where he goes to more often than not

Well someone's touchy. . . Alright I’d wake you up early and take you with me next time