This tariff pause is going to be very bad for the factory I started building last week

Just generated this with Veo 3. Took 10 seconds. Prompt was: "Man invents dubstep using trumpet in 2001 VHS quality." AI is getting out of hand.

Why do I ever show up at Wing Stop at their suggested pickup time when it’s *always* gonna be like 15-20 more minutes past that

Well that looks ominous #atxwx

these Chinese amazon brand names are just cats walking across keyboards

this guy has been buying and returning 110lb anvils on Amazon for 8 months now

Somehow my suggested Facebook Reels became solely Top Notch Gang pranks and Power Slap clips

the haters will not prevent me from enjoying a good chunk of his catalog

I wish I had better records of my designs at Upper Deck. The aesthetic of this card is similar to my style back then, but I honestly don’t recall who designed this set. I’ll tell my kid it was definitely my design though.

‘$76k for design software’ is one of the most ridiculous line items I’ve ever seen. It literally impossible to pay that much.

The new Austin logo looks like my Zillow Zestimate chart

digging through old photos and forgot about this Show shirt i made that was an homage to Kawhi and the Clippers old super wack logo that thank god they ditched

My favorite thing about traveling is running the piss out of everything. Hotel AC at 60°, steam shower on for an hour, rental car redlining. Just doing my part to stimulate the utilities sector.

same energy

Black Friday is great for reminding you what email lists you need to unsubscribe from

$6.25 billion. 25 million children. $250 each. Susan and I believe the smartest investment we can make is in children. That’s why we’re so excited to contribute $6.25 billion from our charitable funds to help 25 million children start building a strong financial foundation

Sometimes I fire up ChatGPT for random kids jokes on topics my toddler suggests. Here’s what it gave me for a guitar themed joke. 😐

Can’t wait for Taylor Sheridan’s adaption of this

My Sponsored Content algo is off the damn rails