Date cancelled, I told her I’d be coming with my 5 other guys to eat with us for security reasons. She’s here complaining. Lol She can’t afford me. Such a brokeeee.

When you choose an academically challenging degree and you realize you’re academically challenged

rt if a woman has never paid for your haircut before

My gender is finished 💔

This genuinely terrified me It might be time to wrap this up, especially since I’m currently recovering from two dislocated fingers in two months

Red Devils , shall we? 😂

I miss skipping class skipping work is way too serious

أحيانًا أحس الحب يكمن في هالتفاصيل الصغيرة

maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It's about who's willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you.

🇳🇬 EXTERNAL DEBT BY PRESIDENTS

“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses” - Henry Ford

A Nigerian man was working as a cashier at a DIY (hardware) store in London. He was caught letting his wife steal £200 worth of materials. Both convicted. One year later he was arrested again. This time at Euston station with another man’s stolen credit card. Convicted

Again, the greatest form of love is consideration.

In 10 games, Tottenham only picked up 3 points 💀

Men are finally becoming men, brings tears to my eyes.

Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

Explain PGMO