“Don’t drive if your eyesight’s fucked” is the new “Don’t drink bleach”. #2020 #CumGate

The mainstream media would like to continue protecting Dominic Cummings....

COVFEFE! FAKE NEWS!

Ok but seriously. you ok babes? X

This, this is happiness right here...

Convo with my mum, a Bristolian. #colstonstatue #BlackLivesMatterUK

Leila Guddoy 💙 your mum's a legend

Must have cried through 80% of #StuckInLimbo, wanted to switch off at points. Truly devastating seeing the levels of trauma these normal, honest and hardworking families were put through 💔

Great one for the back pocket if you ever enter a debate with someone who thinks the government has "handled it pretty well, considering"

Due to an admin error at the vet’s, Marty’s balls live to see another day (well, till Thursday anyway). So I’ve thrown him a manly stag do to celebrate. He’s had a great time. Peaked too soon so winning all round tbh; I’ve got work tomorrow x

“If it wasn’t for Obama I’d be building buildings somewhere and having a good time” 🤣🤣🤣

Halloween 2020: where no dressing up is required because real life is an actual horror show

Love that Rudy Giuliani is swinging his legal dick around but just last week we were watching him trying to shag a 15-year-old in Borat

He can retire now cos this is the peak 👌🏽

Don’t mean to sound emo or owt but is anyone else just looking forward to getting a nice early night tomorrow?

Covid has taken away the unrivalled joy of having to WFH because a centimetre of snow has ground the entire transport network to a halt.

Unfortunately this usurps all other plans today youtube.com/watch?app=desk…

THE BIG DADDY FROM QATAR #BigJetTV

Gonna try and get on Big Jet TV.