Best tweet of the day 🤣

Will Russia be able to get past our first line of defence?

YES he is

A slow mo version of you done fvcked up now 😂 #FAFO

TV Licence man just been at my door. He said, "Have you got a TV?" I said "No" He said ,"You must have, you have an aerial on the roof!" I said, "I've got milk in the fridge, but it doesn't mean I've got a fucking cow in the garden!"

Jesus is King 🙏 #NFFC

Sorted evening

37 years ago today sgt Al Powell investigated a prank call and ended up saving countless lives at nakatomi plaza

Seems the Boxing Day Swim takes place almost every day now…

Hmm

Time zones are crazy. Sydney is in 2026 London is in 2025 Man United fans are in 2013

West Ham/Forest Tuesday night. #NFFC

#ScoreMoreWithXbox

Which country should we liberate next?

After yesterday’s successful extraction of Maduro, British people are overwhelmingly calling upon President Trump to do the same with Keir Starmer.

Holy sh*t. I’ve been banned from traveling to the UK. They revoked my ETA. "Your presence in the UK is not considered to be conductive to the public good." 3 days after posting this about Starmer.

Fucks sake Spurs

He on earth does that happen FFS Forest