In other news...living with a deputy sheriff means you get to hear all about the dark side. Last night was very hard and very sad for my guy, and I'm so grateful he's home safe and the kid is spoiling us rotten right now.

Mom of the year right here. Me: I swear Oops I Did it Again came out before 2000. I did the whole Britney schoolgirl thing for Halloween in, like, ‘99! Z: Ew, you were a sexy schoolgirl? Mom!! 😳😳😳

Due to Life Changes, I'm now a substitute teacher. I'm doing all the required training, including all the lockdown drill trainings. Undying admiration to the educators who've been dealing with this for decades, because frankly I'm terrified.

I wonder how weird it is to love a writer. My fella falls asleep most mornings after work to the sound of me typing. Creating story from nothing. Adding words to a giant document. Is that weird for him? One day I'll ask. But right now he's far too peaceful to disturb.

Ew! Seconded!

Thing I learned while looking at my college transcript for the first time in ?? years: I took a class called International Lesbian Literature which I don't remember, and in which I only got a B+. I am so disappointed in Past Leah.

Call me a bandwagon fan, but I am here for Charleston Basketball today!

Without AI we wouldn't have an entirely new genre of horror. Welcome to "Women Laughing With Salad."

I'm in this weird in-between where I'm waiting to start a new job, so today I: ran errands, cleaned out the garage, wrote 2500 words, did yoga, and walked dogs (multiple times). I think this means I can eat pizza ad watch White Lotus for the rest of the night, yes?

In other news, I think I finally have to concede I'm writing a fantasy novel... ...ish...

Doing that #amwriting thing where I can see it all in my head, all these beautiful moving parts...but translating it to my computer is HARD Y'ALL WHY IS IT SO HARD?

#internationalpuppyday 🥰🥰

Imagine being a child who feels that this is a real possibility for you.

Re: the indictment: part of me is absolutely terrified that this will somehow only make him stronger. I'm not ready for boss level Trump.

A pitbull with the zoomies. Exactly as accidentally destructive as it sounds.

I just started playing the soundtrack to Empire Records and suddenly I’m dealing with crippling teenage wanderlust.

If Fox News can break up with Tucker Carlson, maybe today is the day you break up that toxic relationship you're in.

Charleston Guitarist & Songwriter Grace McNally Announces Debut Album holycitysinner.com/2023/04/18/cha… #scnews

WHY IS TED LASSO SO GOOD?!?!?! (Spoken by a woman who just watched Season 3, Episode 6.)

This is amazing.. 👌 🎥 IG: davidmbird