worked the frozen foods dept at my job today. it was chill lolol. yea that deep freezer makes me feel alive. i haven't had icicles on my eyelashes since i lived on the east coast

i miss overwatch 1 . also this clip lmao.... im not good at this game at all. poor soldier.

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my kid just called me a weirdo lol, as if he doesn't derive from me

People with pets please stop bringing them to the grocery store UNLESS it's a service animal ... and they especially don't belong IN the SHOPPING CART 🤮

looonnggg ass mfkn day im ready to not do anything for the next 12 hours

today is the best day in a very long time

just went to an open house for a rental where the owner expects the tenant to do repairs on the house.... it was clearly already falling apart lol. slum lords man... what a joke

moved into my new place the other day and quality of life has improved 10000000% 🥹

i just made/tried beans on toast for the first time ever. i've been missing out 😍

"a lot" is 2 words, people. pleaseeeeee its not that hard to put a space in between

happy halloween!!!! if you see this, tell me/show me your costume

had a lady come thru my job (grocery store) with a baby goat in her purse . thats a first for me ... it was SO cute but also, ma'am this is a grocery store

SPACE JAM 3 is live!!!!!! Twitch.tv/doodybeard Come for pre show! Help us pick a charity to raise money for!

im fartin and watchin doodybeard cuz i ate a chili dog earlier

my friend doodybeard 🥳 TWITCHCON IS LIVE and probably crop dusting everyone in the place