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I am (not) very excited to say that the epic sequel to the slam bam bing bong super hit Legacy of Esptein Bad Omen, Legacy of Epstein Foul Dreamer, is only missing some finishing touches. Wow!

Guys, there's like 15 to 20 minutes of Juglio yapping and making inane remarks in Legacy of Epstein Foul Dreamer. We are not sure if this is positive, or a mark against the game.

#LegacyOfEpsteinFoulDreamer is likely going to be released this week. Live the (foul) dream and play as Juglio as you search for your epic gamer buddy, LENNY. (Steam link in reply)

Guys, as per usual, Juglio 2 failed the review due to our incompetence, so now after the remedies have been applied we will patiently wait for gaben to re-review the game and then juglio's dullardry will once again ravage the lands.

Guys, we are just waiting for ol' Gaben to personally bless Juglio and allow him on Steam.

Guys, what I meant to say was is that Legacy of Epstein: Foul Dreamer, aka Juglio 2, is out on Steam.

Guys, we are trying to stir up a fake controversy that we can then use to get more eyeballs on Juglio.

Legacy Of Epstein: Foul Dreamer is officially released! Help Juglio look for his gamer buddy, LENNY, in the deranged city of Gettysburg. (Steam link in reply)

Does anyone remember the game "Phylomortis"?

Guys, there has been an "update" on Legacy of Epstein: Bad Omen, the game where Juglio moseys aimlessly in the woods. It now has four (4) cheevos, and a couple of improvements to make the game less shit. store.steampowered.com/app/1829810/Le…

Guys, we have, without any prompt to do so, added cheevos to the Jack Banger games, AKA Fear Protocol Codename Omega and Fear Protocol Shadow Paradigm. There was also some minor improvements, but those are of no concern to anyone. store.steampowered.com/app/1440890/Fe…

Guys, out of the blue, and straight out of the bushes, we decided to update Dingletopia as part of our frenzy to add cheevos to all the games we've made that no one plays anymore. Dingle now has cheevos, one bug fix, and some slightly tuned up graphics. store.steampowered.com/app/1286140/Di…

Guys, we are probably going to move operations to bluesky or whatever, I'm testing it out as we speak. They say that it's just like twitter, but it isn't yet full of schitzoposters and gifs of actual people being beat to death and stuff like that. It will be, but not yet.

Okay, I was partially wrong. While bluesky does not contain the same volume of schitzoposting and murder pics, it does have the same volume of insufferable dullards making their epic japes and image macros.

The 4th Wall out on Steam NOW! store.steampowered.com/app/3383190/Th…

Guys, we added cheevos to Dr. Carlos' Personality Exam, wow! Check it out if you haven't already... store.steampowered.com/app/2423590/Dr…

Perigee Gas Station #screenshotsaturday

Holy smokes! The store page for the latest "collab" between me and @Lazrool is up and live on Steam: Phantom Incident. It's part of the highly successful INCIDENT genre of games. Be sure to wishlist it! store.steampowered.com/app/3527080/Ph…

Guys, out of nowhere, here is a final content update on Bananner Nababber, which will get the epic 3 person player spike and then a week later return to it's languish into obscurity. store.steampowered.com/news/app/20994…