I am once again begging to be paid to write whimsical observations and mediocre smut

Ugh I like desperately need to write <- guy who has been whining about needing to write without actually writing for like a month

I think I need to put myself on a social media ban for a week this website is starting to give me poison damage

yes the uk has free healthcare but you might die before a doctor bothers to figure out what is actually wrong with you

It's so awesome that companies have learned they can sell even MORE of your data if they just claim it's about protecting children.

Happy Birthday, Alhaitham! #GenshinImpact #Alhaitham We meet again. So the both of you think I'm resting? You could say that, but it's rather noisy. I'm sure you've noticed that someone is singing in the café, and I'm planning to pretend I haven't heard it. Perhaps our friends

I love adding to the list of characters that have fucked pillow princess zhongli into the ley lines rex lapis was the biggest whore in teyvat.

"we dont need an aventurine sp he already had a 3 hour quest" okay and it was the best questline in penacony and he's carrying all the merch sales which fund this stupid fucking game sooooo i think he deserves an sp

Fanfic dialogue. Where's my fucking royalties hoyo

I can taste that Fontaine chronicled

When you take an antibiotic at a time when you *really* need an antibiotic, it is the most incredible and immediate transformation that is possible for a human body.

Me retweeting this 5 days before finding out I'd spent a week with a kidney infection waiting to see a doctor and get antibiotics is fucking killing me. The Prophecy.