Giving me moonshine at 9:30 in the morning is a bad idea. For you hehe

Should we drop it?

Going 55 in the far left lane on a four-lane hwy is absolutely bonkers

Does thread count really matter on bedding?

I’m just not that strong yet

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve accidentally bookmarked something on instagram 🤦🏽‍♂️

Phenomenal. Dylan Wheeler countrychord.com/watch-dylan-wh…

I ain’t proud of all the punches that I’ve thrown In the name of someone I no longer know

Happy Birthday to Young Dolph 🐬 He would’ve been 38 years old today 🕊

Get. Me. On. The. Lake.

She don’t believe in shootings stars But she believe in shoes and cars

I got my vocabulary from Samuel L. Jackson’s performance in Pulp Fiction

People ruin people, I don’t wanna ruin you

Just for funsies

I too, have fell victim to saying “it’s okay, they probably just smell my pup at home”

I’d kill for an egg roll rn

Tired of a cold front having to come through this mf to see the sun 🙄

My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night? Me: