The worst part is that I do not own any clothes to pay off my 'debt' so I have to go shopping. I am probably the only girl I know who hates clothes shopping, especially for girl's clothes. :(

I just watched my first Violent and Obscene Pornographic Video today. Shit I was so young. ;-)

Growing up, the media I consumed led me to believe that quicksand and giving blowjobs to my boss were going to be bigger problems than they turned out to be.

I read somewhere that the police found 700 dildos in Diddy's house. What was he going to do, start a Dildo Garden? You can't do that! You will attract too many squatters. LOL!!!

Bondage. Its all fun and games until your nose starts to itch.

In unrelated news, can you get splinters from a paddle? Assking for a friend.

Just to be clear, I was not talking about splinters in the hand.

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Of course!

Best I can do is slamming it equally hard in everyone's face. Not sure if that counts.

I will not be posting a picture of my boobs in a book. I tell people it is because I do not have any books large enough. The truth is that the last two words of that sentence were not necessary.

Thank you everyone who sent me kind messages, and offers to share your books with me. At least I think they were kind, not just selfish. ;-) I am in a good mood, so I will be sending DM's with no book included to select friends. :-D

Has anyone seen Ashley Zacharias this year?

We were supposed to wait?

Stunning and stylish.

Breaking News: The Pope is Catholic. Update at 11 (th century)

Help stamp out some exploitative fake profiles.

Where can I get this?? LOL!