Happy first day of Fall! 🍂 Would you like some apple cider or pumpkin spice latte with this lady?

Why would a Jew pick a Jewish holiday to do a rapture? And a Tuesday? Come on I feel Friday before sunset would work better.

While it’s all fun games from an outside perspective religious psychosis is a hell of a drug 0/10 do not recommend

POV: You've found the Lucario at the pool! 🌊

Have you touched grass today?

Total of 9 frolics next month will be the 10th

Mt. Washington. Ruth Street - South Hills Retirement Residence. Caller is in a care facility and said that someone's grandson snuck some pot in and is smoking up with grandma.

This is one of the joints that moves in next to Bob’s Burgers

The thing that sucks about not being a that creative or good writer is I have an idea but no way of making it work in a coherent way

This beverage tastes exactly like the bubblegum flavored medicine i had as a child

i still dont understand how we went from dis to fightin in space and doin secret missions n shit

Perpetually stuck in a “where my hug at?” Stance when posing in suit 📸Trask #furry #fursuit #fursuter

me and my tulpa

Fun fact On several occasions I’ve had to explain to grown adults that the wet floor sign is not a tripping hazard and that they need to put it back. I’m aware the floor may still be a bit damp we dried it as best we could. I applied to housekeeping again

If you want to know how to summarize housekeeping and janitorial work i’ve applied to hotels a couple interviewers have said something along the lines of Seeing you’ve done this job at other places for a couple of years, you already know the hell that awaits you

With flat earth who benefits? For example, the moon landing you can argue it was a hoax benefit the United States and get one up on the Soviet Union There are a lot of conspiracies that do seem probable But who would benefit from lying about the shape of the Earth?

Hey there, tough week? Sit down with me for a minute~ Happy #FursuitFriday 🧡 📸: LingLingFennec 🪡: Oakley’s Creations 🔜 FP, MFF

I’ve been getting Obama era videos and debate some Bush (the president) videos what went wrong? How did we go from civil to insanity?