Playoff tailgates in cold weather is so nails

Jewel is about to pay for my fried chicken and sides

Nation will use Marquette's Skull 💀 in ways that haven't been seen since Slut-O-Rama was launched in 2002

I'd wear this jersey to a Formal Event and a Job Interview and not even second guess it.

-Study for 20 years -Work for 40 years -Free for 5-10 years -Die It's a scam bro

Can we make the 38 year old from Chicago with his stomach so big, he has to lift it up to clean his private parts ?

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The average lifespan is 77. Middle age isn't 50, it's 38.

This Senior Citizen remembers it fondly

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Was the 90's a good era to be alive in 👇

Me dying on purpose so I won't have to go into work.

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Me concerned about my high blood pressure and cholesterol levels, also me having a 4 Cheese 🧀 Calzone for Dinner tonight.

When I was 17, this is what my teachers looked like, there was no marathon sex to be had.

youtu.be/LzDWvvPfGS8?si… DePaul 1# 2004 My extremely old ass was at every game

My Neighbor worked his ass off at O'Hare Airport for many years is now 65 suffered a massive stroke , family is taking him back to Cleveland, Ohio to die

Maine East Blue Demons 16-6 upsetting Niles North on the Road, at least these Blue Demons know how to finish a game.

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