Sonicos, for years you have brought so much to Defcon, but this thing you're doing, it's too great for words. You are bringing a new depth to our con. And the absolute joy of realizing that me and 13L4Z!N are on a card! Priceless!!

Nope, sorry Stephen. We’re not done yet. Let’s start with what you didn’t do. You didn’t do this to bring attention to election security like Bia! Ⓥ does with DC nextgen. You didn’t do this to bring attention to the struggles in privacy like Whitney Merrill does.

You cannot act, you cannot protest. You must observe in complicit silence unspeakable atrocities committed by your government with your tax dollar. You can only loiter wearing a keffiyeh in Union Square as a tall man holds up a phone playing nonstop videos of detached limbs and

THATS 👏WHY 👏WE👏SUPPORT👏THE👏EFF👏 FUCK👏THE👏GOVERNMENT👏SPYING👏 FUCK👏THE👏GOVERNMENT👏 SUPPORT👏INTERNET👏ANONYMITY👏

"What’s reality? I don’t know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, ‘That bird has no idea what he’s looking at.’ And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can’t really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he’s

Skill issue

I break shit

At DEF CON 33, it was also the 30th anniversary of the movie “Hackers”. To celebrate we made the Telephreak Party Telephreak Badge the laptops from Crash Override, Acid Burn, Lord Nikon, and Cereal Killer. Also the +1 was the obligatory “Yellow Pager” of Cereal Killer! Thanks to

Mutual hatred of JD1 definitely did bring the community together. I almost miss his presence sometimes... almost.

#keepdefconweird #malörtpope #DEFCON Jeppson’s Malört DEF CON Parrot🦜 ᴌ̩̩̩̩̩Δ̩̩̩̩̩ϻ͢͢₱̻̻̻ Photo credit Cannibal 🎃

Now that I’m home and resting I can start this post-defcon/BSides LV thoughts. I first want to say thank you to Dreddie Brooks for trusting me to join the ranks of her Safety Ops team. It was a lot of walking, working, and frustrating people taking photos around the con. I had

What I imagine vx-underground is doing when working on uploading papers and malware

Still not feeling sick yet, just tired, though I will probably order a test just to be extra safe.

Hacking is illegal and for nerds.

hi! I'm looking for new work opportunities strongest areas are data analysis & threat hunting. I love SQL, regex, anomaly detection, data wrangling experienced designing & using honeypot systems. have created novel techniques I use python a lot, but adaptable as needed tysm💓

I made a shirt for Tib3rius

There is so much power in simply saying "idk" and being open to new info. It's not the end of the world if you don't know something, and by admitting that there are gaps in your knowledge, you can actually learn stuff!!

Why is no one talking about this? This is why I don't use an AI browser You can literally get prompt injected and your bank account drained by doomscrolling on reddit: