Either catch me w/ the kitchen crew or maintenance… because they just get it. 🤣

Had this really sweet moment happen today at work and I just really hope those people return next week.

NEW SEASON SVU NEXT FRIDAY. I REPEAT NEW SEASON SVU NEXT FRIDAY. 𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑

NGL a Insane Clown Posse concert looks lit as fuck.

This girl at work dead ass said “a man can beat the shit outta me if he paying my bills..” BITCH U WEIRD

Me core

I thought I almost just died on a chicken wing no cap to the point I couldn’t even finish the rest of the food. Like literally in my throat stuck freaking out.

I actually really like twizzlers

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 12 years of me talking to myself instead of taking meds.

Power Hour shots at the bar isn’t liquor they mixing in.. it’s laxatives. The $2 sounds cool.

Today I said the most wildest thing to my manager who I can’t stand… I word vomited for some reason and I will not forget that.

Not that I don’t wear a name tag and like whatever but I was shocked when my work crush knew my name.

if you think i'm mean, just wait until i don't like you.

If I’ve said it once I’ll say it 1000 times.. if I consistently text or try to check in and you never reply but can post on social media every day… don’t be my friend. Cause clearly you wasn’t from the jump.

The true meaning of “doing my best with as little as I got.”