should I open the window and jump?

this diva got in at Marcy and stepped out at Delancey … her ass was not flying over that bridge

Erika Kirk is a demon but like a really shitty one. Shes like a small slithery reptile with no teeth whose only talent is changing the color of the shit that she sprays out of her ass when you point a camera at her

does anyone want to fall in love with me and dig my car out of the snow before thursday

even jesus was gagged

harry’s greed setting me free from the stress of presale signups, alarms for sale times, 5 browsers open, hourlong queues, ticketmaster fees, and $100 tshirts

i’m literally in mourning over u know who :(

cramps

this was so fucking GOOOOOODDD

i love to edit out the “x . com” watermark when i screenshot a tweet 🤭

how come no one ever wants to fix ME ?

for months I've been working on the OFFICIAL and VERY GAY oral history of Trixie Mattel™ and Katya landmark comedy series UNHhhh, which quite literally changed the internet forever. secrets revealed! drama! air conditioning! RAKES! Paper Magazine papermag.com/trixie-mattel-…

i don’t like that instagram sends ppl notifications abt my activity… MYOB!!!!

cause I'm too Kandy and I'm too fucking Muse!

just bought a giant pink disco ball at goodwill for no reason

New episode of G-List Celebrities podcast is out for those who celebrate! Link in bio! love you love you love you 💛 📸 ⭐️ 📸 💛

accidentally clicking the gr*k button