no baby your zodiac sign is Whore

If you can’t be bothered be cute at least

(me lying) also i just don’t give a fuck don’t care at all it does not matter to me whatsoever i’m just like so completely uninterested in the outcome of this situation

"paws at u" gnaws at you and rends you asunder for even trying that shit

kung fu panda is my favorite disney princess

my crush followed another onlyfans model im feeling really good

it’s okay when you don’t like my tweets this prophetic word ain’t for everyone

i was just about to leave

i am just a regular human guy

I told the moon what you did to me btw

i haven gotten laid since like february so the next dude dumb enough to slide on me is probably going to die

don’t go away you fucking asshole

i can smell your fear btw

it turns me on when you take care of yourself and are nice to others

please be patient i’m a terrible person

i require that my boyfriend illegally download movies for me and make me fresh pressed juice and hold my hand and help me expire all of my enemies

suffer better

would you like to exercise my demons?

you really don’t understand that every morning i wake up evil and it’s an active choice to be kind and sweet and gentle and i think everyone should express a little gratitude from time to time. i choose to be nice to you and sometimes that’s hard. sometimes you suck

i love a lot