Haven’t seen my girlfriend in a minute. Soon as I do, she falls asleep. Not a complaint. V sweet.

Scored a very nice Airbnb for a suspiciously good price. Just checked in and by all appearances it’s the real deal. Did someone die here?

If the eagles lose today I will personally cancel Christmas And Hanukkah

Actually lost something through a hole I wasn’t aware of in the pocket of my sport coat. I used to think that part of the Polar Express was far-fetched!

“Kk” is so much better than “ok”

Lane Kiffin strikes again

What would you get an 18 year old young man off to college soon for Christmas that’s under $200? Broad interests, something useful and/or cool. He’s uhh extremely privileged by the way so have to get a bit creative.

Aviation Week had their annual photo contest Here are the winning entries 1/16 Best of the Best: Air Force F-22

vol for the vol god

Obvious meth smoker just asked me for a lighter

A year and change later, it brings me no pleasure to report the man has lost his mind.

might just leave the Christmas lights up for another month or three

Steve Jobs was a prick. Among other things, he always parked in handicap spots. And no, he didn't pay the ticket. He exploited a loophole in in the California DMV system which allowed new cars to go unregistered for up to 6 months. So he would lease a new AMG every 6

Anything I need to know before inquiring about this 96 Lexus LX 450 (AWD) with 118,000 miles? I’m about to act a fool