I’m like plankton trying to get the recipe for the secret krabby patty formula from Mr. Krabs but instead I’m trynna get the recipe to be good enough for someone lmao

Happy Saturday to everyone except for the people that think all water taste the same, you guys suck

Hey South Dakotans ! Trying to lighten the mood??? I’m on it. What do you call a dictionary using meth?....addictionary. Ha 🤠🤭

Gonna tell my kids that this was Lewis and Clark

Last time I checked it is not Christmas morning so what exactly does the snow think it’s doing here, no one likes you go home

Hey y’all 🤠 I found the grinch

Everyone get off Twitter and go to bed Santas coming

I’d be a lesbian for JLo there I said it leave me alone

Kinda never wanna leave bed ah ha ha

I think if anyone looked at the tweets in my drafts they’d fall in love with me because of how absolutely hilarious I am. Just being honest. That’s all.

Just cooked my own toast someone put a ring on it !

I laughed for an hour I swear

happy friday everyone let’s get weird

Men are like the end pieces of bread that nobody likes, good thing I’m hungry though ! lmfao

Miley Cyrus be like “I know a spot” then take you to a party in the USA. Happy July everyone.

Home alone and hearing noises, tell my mom I love her

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