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Carla

@kycarla

Officially: Crafting the narrative for our nation’s defenders. Unofficially: DC transplant trying to survive.

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Shout out to americanair the last few times I’ve flown, a crew member has offered free snacks, drinks, etc as a thank you for my military service without me saying a word. Pretty awesome. Thank you. It’s the little things, like that cheese plater, that count.

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Today, I learned from a few vet bros on X that I’m not a “combat veteran.” Guess the other 90% of us in our respective combat zones were just LARP’ing it the whole time. Forget the other phases of combat or the DoD and VA definitions.

Today, I learned from a few vet bros on X that I’m not a “combat veteran.” Guess the other 90% of us in our respective combat zones were just LARP’ing it the whole time. 

Forget the other phases of combat or the DoD and VA definitions.
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And then one day come and you have to reach out to a solid surface to pull yourself out of a kneeling position. Today was my day.

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Today I had the realization that at some point I started referring to people as young woman or young man, such as “that young woman over there told me to come talk to you.” This is how it starts isn’t it?

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Wow, the anti-woke sentiment during the first 30 min of the #MacysParade. People don’t realize it takes some time for the floats and bands to cross the start line and get to the main stage. They didn’t get what they wanted immediately so took to the internet to whine.

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My adult daughter still uses me as tech support, but I realized she teaches me how to use all the features on my phone and most apps, so yeah I guess it evens out.

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Damn, the PRC knows how to infiltrate my algorithm. It’s pandas!🐼 🐼 I can’t resist watching. I imagine them siphoning my data as I watch the antics of these cute cuddle bears.

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Thank you to the random act of kindness from a fellow motorist who pulled up beside me to let me know my eggs were on my roof. These are farm fresh, and I would have hated to lose them on the highway.

Thank you to the random act of kindness from a fellow motorist who pulled up beside me to let me know my eggs were on my roof. These are farm fresh, and I would have hated to lose them on the highway.
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Getting old: stayed up late Friday night binge scrolling. No worries I can sleep in. Wake up, tap phone, think I see 8:30, good enough. Turn on news. Nope it’s 6:30. Dammit. One day you just start waking up earlier than you want. I used to have to set alarms across the room.

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Want to know what people really think of your looks. AI your face on people your followers don’t like. This did not go as the OP intended and it’s glorious. It’s also a perfect example of how people will tear down a woman’s looks if they don’t like her.

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The modern day version of NOT getting carded is the clerk just asking for your birthday. Yes, I look like I was born in the 1900s, no need to verify that obvious fact. 😂

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Had a bicycle commuter flip me off b/c I was driving my Tesla. Dude, we have the same goals in our transportation of choice. Give me a break. 🤦‍♀️

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First Ragnar trail run and lessons learned. Run when you can, walk when you can’t run, keep your head down and feet up. Only fell once!

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Decades ago I would have been at the club at midnight. Now I’m getting my groove on by running through a dark WV forest.

Decades ago I would have been at the club at midnight. Now I’m getting my groove on by running through a dark WV forest.
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Shout out to PetSmart in Potomac Yard. Coming back to town and need some crickets for Camo. Store had just closed, but an amazing employee ran in and gave me a dozen crickets so my little guy didn’t go hungry.

Shout out to <a href="/PetSmart/">PetSmart</a> in Potomac Yard. Coming back to town and need some crickets for Camo. Store had just closed, but an amazing employee ran in and gave me a dozen crickets so my little guy didn’t go hungry.
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No one knows how important a refrigerator light is until it goes out. I don’t even know what’s in there right now.

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Running for me is the understanding that no matter how much you train or not train (I do both), the race is more mental than physical. Finishing is winning.

Running for me is the understanding that no matter how much you train or not train (I do both), the race is more mental than physical. Finishing is winning.