Wish I could google “what movies do I like”

Fixed my laptop so that I could do my taxes but what if I just started playing sims instead

The volturi showing up to fight the cullens

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me if I have any questions is say “no but…” and proceed to ask them a question

In my puzzle era

Jail

Time really is an illusion and not real because there’s no way that much time has passed since those things happened you know??

Sisyphean Task

Me when I'm at work:

I love being just so chatty

I can’t believe Taylor swift would sing getaway car and maroon in the same night without me there

Hate when I email someone and they have the nerve to email me back

Chicago Night 3 out of context

Simply cannot believe I saw Jonas Brothers in 2023 and that I am still simping for Joe after all this time

My Uber driver at 4am taking me to my 6am flight: perfect time to blast Starships by Nicki Minaj

Oh no, I finished all of my little word games for the day and now I have to feel my feelings

Haters will say it’s useless but having a car blanket is important to me and my lap is always warm and toasty

Me liking the instagram stories on my business account from my personal as if I wasn’t the one who posted them

I’m teaching a CPR class this morning and someone showed up wearing an american heart association tshirt, like ok girl it’s like it’s spirit week or something I love it

Me in November