My coworker loves telling me about her receipt app. And I try so hard to be engaged in the convo but I can only talk about pepsi and grocery shopping for so long

Nothing worse than your eyebrow lady saying “upper lip too?” and then having to pretend that you were always going to ask for the upper lip too (I actually was but still)

There isn’t a name that bothers me more than Sean Bean

Very embarrassed that I didn’t know Be Real shows how many retakes you do. But I will continue to be real in my own way

Why is it that I’m either bed ridden like the Charlie and the Chocolate factory grandparents or wanting to apply to grad school, write a book, and clean my apartment all in the same hour. I’m assuming there is a diagnosis for this.

Please don’t ask for my advise when it come to career moves because it was always be to quit and move to the mountains.

I can’t relate to being paranoid that your husband is cheating because mine switches the name in Aime by Pure Prairie League to Sagie just because it made me laugh once

When I was younger I made up a snack that was just graham crackers with butter. Do with that what you will.

I have a playlist that I made in high school to help me sleep, it’s mostly just the twilight soundtrack and the Finding Nemo intro song, it’s on my Spotify, feel free to use it

I want to remind everyone that I ran one of the top Tom Daley tumblrs when I was in high school so it is very humbling to have 15 followers on Twitter now

Everyone cries a lil when they hear the part of a song they really like right?

Us sisters have a talk open.spotify.com/episode/1OwH9j…

I wish people would stop spreading things on boards. Its making me uncomfortable

Please enjoy some tweets that I changed my mind about

I know what Madison Square Garden is but I will always picture a lush garden with women in beautiful dresses frolicking through it

Yes Amy!!!!!