Connor Zilisch The only way is for a redbull commercial reenacting this but with a freeze cut to give you wings.

“I’m at that point in my life that I don’t wanna play game” Madam I’m at that point in my life I want to play games. This my prime wey God give me, no be you go dull am.

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First things first, CSP Benjamin Hundeyin , your Lagos state police officers are corrupt & evil human beings that are wicked & heartless! Squad Commander ADE from Onikan Police station Tactical squad really proved that to me!!

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You know how drunk you have to be for your own livestock to say “nah that’s enough, let’s go home” 😭😭

Your ₦12m salary is not ₦12m anymore. Nigeria’s updated tax rules have quietly changed how much you keep. Whether you earn ₦100k or ₦10m monthly, your take-home is now affected. Let’s break it down in plain truth.

Stop lying to yourself. You don’t actually want to get better. If you did, it would show. Your habits prove you’re a liar. You want people to comfort you, to nod their head, to tell you “it’s okay” while you recycle the same excuses over and over again. You don’t -

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“Japan’s Visa application fee (N12,500) is the cheapest in Nigeria, and payment is required only if granted a Visa. No Visa, No Visa fee.” Yeah, you read that right! If they reject you, you owe them nothing for the visa fee itself! And it takes 10-14days to get a judgement

Wedding easy. Na you dey find N50m to impress strangers

How your pastors deceive you with music and pretend you have been touched by the Holy Spirit. I learned it’s called “collective effervescence.” My own is to keep exposing the many ways you are being deceived; whether it’s your pastors, your government, crypto people or betting.

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This tweet eventually made it to Aso Rock. Paid SSAs have been sewing long threads. I didn't stutter. My generalization was intentional, as it is not my job to teach you how outliers work. Nigeria, a cacophony of retards. Tell them "Nigeria is a poor country", they'll tell

I told a lady that men open "Committee of Friends" group before wedding/burial where friends contribute to make it a success. She was surprised. You no wan contribute. You no go still spray. I mean, there shouldn't be a set amount, but you should assist your friend. Thinking

Sir Dickson Bro i lose my job, my guys contribute money dey pay me monthly till i gain my feet back. I no think say any female friend group ft do am walai