shauna is like if a labubu made a wish to become a human girl

absolutely love how he takes the higher harmony omg they sound unreal

Happy Taylor is my favorite Taylor. Like I get second hand happiness for her.

I’d you can’t be kind, be quiet. I say to myself as it’s 89 degrees at 9am.

I fear most of you are not in healthy adult relationships. If my man has an event for his job or masters program, of course I’m showing up! If he’s playing Magic the Gathering (aka Travis playing golf) my ass is home watching Love Island.

Claire Kittel’s outfit is hideous. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

Me confidently writing “Wednesday” in my best cursive writing on the clinic floor whiteboard….

Oh I’m so close to travwifing on main. Look away!

Goal #1 in my life: Take a drunk selfie in a bathroom with Taylor Swift That’s it. Nothing else.

Oh hi!!! Kayce (kayce ✨ ) is in the middle of fundraising for her gender affirming surgery!!! It is SO expensive (as you all know having kindly helped me fundraise for mine) and I know we can help her reach her goal as well!! I am giving away a signed Red TV! details below:

Happy Wawa Hoagiefest to all who celebrate.

I love Taylor but…. I’m a Swiftie but…

Travwifing on main. Idc. Cancel me. Omg. I feel so hiiighhh schoooool.

Sponsored by Bud Light, DudeWipes, & Jersey Mike’s. Sounds like my kind of party.

I hope everyone here knows that I associate y’all with certain things even if we aren’t close. So if you’re ever feeling alone or sad, know that there’s a very weird person with a creepy good memory who knows you love hot dogs, that you’re a teacher, or that you live in Finland!

Legit just sent the video of Travis & Taylor to my family group chat. They did not care.

Y’all she really IS the best thing at this party.

hi everyone! 🅚🅔🅛 ⸆⸉ | #1 NYD stan’s fur baby, Oliver, isn’t doing well and with taking time off work and the vet bills, she is really struggling. She’s debating selling her taylor merch and it’s breaking my heart. Let’s help Kelly and Oliver as much as we can!🤍 gofund.me/f0f6ffc0

Train Wreck Poop Cruise.

Help! I can’t stop making stickers of my dog.