So is the UK going to have a revolution and fight to become Americans now so they can meme and shit post freely?

Idc. It's fucking funny 😭

Garlic bread has never broken my heart. Just saying.

This makes me want a dog. A FUCKING FAIRY PRINCESS DOG!

If your shower doesn't last as long as at least TWO Enya songs, you ain't even clean.

I really dislike dramatic people. I mean the shit going on in my head on the daily would overwhelm Shakespeare, sure - but it stays in my fucking head where it belongs. This post brought to you by my neighbor walking their dog, crying, and talking way too loudly on the phone 😬

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Don't nobody be on Twitter more than a employed person on the clock 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

FML ITS BEEN A BUSY MONTH! sigh. Playing Borderlands 3 finally. EPIC FIT! (front and back) Will still finish FO4 of course, but it's 2 different moods.

Aren't you supposed to need less sleep when you're old? Why am I still tired? This science don't math.

Giant flamingos are terrifying

Apparently, they are canceling the online version of AC Pocket Camp. I am big sad. I hope the offline version doesn't suck.

Hell yeah 😎

And then I said to myself, self... SOMEBODY OWES ME A PINKY FINGER.... or at least a pinky toe.

Cmon Vikings. We can't lose out to Detroit. It will destroy my soul. Ya girl needs a win today. #Skol

Time.time.time. I need more time. Hey man, can you spare some time?

The Obsession is Real.

I'm beginning a new project. It's a bit outside my Wheelhouse, but that's what makes it fun. Everything happens for a reason. 1222. Let's make some chaos ✨️