Good news/bad news regarding the price of eggs. Good news is that your catalytic converters are safe from the tweakers of the world. Bad news is, you’d better lock up your chickens.

Any InternalRevenueService agents here that can help me with a rogue agent who threatened me?

Any IRS agents in here that can help me?

Ladies, this works great on Tiktok, not often in real life when your attacker is motivated and much stronger than you. Carry a gun, that's the best female self defense tip.

Those red and black uniforms the White Sox wore were fire!

Mariners’ radio broadcasts are almost unlistenable, between Shannon’s voice best suited for newspapers and Rick never stopping talking and him keeping saying “Vahlvo” instead of “Vohlvo” like every other human.

Somebody please tell Rick Rizzs that a base on balls is NOT an at bat!

Shut up, Rick. You don’t have to talk constantly. Colby Patnode

Another 1 minute, 48 second home run call by Rick Rizzs. Gross.

Makes you go, hmmm. And maybe use your middle finger.

Can we go ahead and announce Josh Naylor’s extension today? This needs to happen. Would four years, $90 million be in the ballpark?

The Mariners have a chance to clinch the AL West tonight for the first time since 2001... At that time: - the iPhone didn’t exist - Tom Brady had not made an NFL start - Taylor Swift’s first album was still five years away

Seriously, who gives a fuck what the third-string quarterback has to say. Why is he even being interviewed? Poor journalism if you ask me. #Browns #ShedeurSanders

PSA: If you’re one of those people that wipe a shopping cart with baby wipes before you can shop, just go fuck yourself. That is all.

I think the Mariners were on the verge of skull-fucking the Blue Jays yesterday if not for three untimely GIDPs. I think that’s what happens today. Ty Dane Gonzalez Colby Patnode Mariner Muse

This transfer portal stuff is just gross. Colleges are supposed to be institutions of higher education. College sports just need to be eliminated. They’ve lost their way.